(ahem)
If you DO like telling people what to do, consider joining Gate and Perimeter.
We like to hunt.
We like to search.
We like to rip paper and keep part.
We like to drive fast.
At night, too.

This is also not an official post.
and we're okay with that.

And as an alternative there is always volenteering to work with the bad girls and boys of DPW.....

But if you were never a Girl Scout, Campfire Girl, Boy Scout, or frickin' elementary school Hall Monitor and you're more the friendly helpful sort consider becoming a BRC Greeter! It's way more fun than chasing hippies out on the perimeter.

You get to actually give hugs, kisses, and collect neat schwag. If you're one of those types who need to break out of your shell and make real contact with real people, then you NEED to Greet! Real HUMAN contact! Plus, Greeters hotties don't have to wear boring khaki, and greeters frequently have hot kinky sex with each other.

A Ranger orientation in SD would be AMAZING!!! I'd soooo much love to be a ranger :)

I've thought of officially volunteering for something at BRC, but I guess I'm a bit worried about the amount of time required. So much of my burn experience is that of a loner, but parts of me would like to branch out and change that, although I still need a lot of loner time (not counting sleep!) And, I don't wear a watch at BRC because I really don't want to, so I'm worried I'd oversleep or otherwise become distracted from assigned duties.
And, I have to wear a uniform at work in the default world, so I really (really!) refuse to do so at home!

One girlfriend has signed up to be a greeter; and she's even a virgin!

Another friend is volunteering time in the mental health counseling arena......

For those of you lovelies who share so generously with the rest of us, what types of volunteer positions would work for someone like me?

(Be nice!)