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Are you tired of being single?? Does the warmth of the lonely burning barrel on the playa not seem to keep you warm @ night?? Do you want more out of your experience on the playa?? NOW YOU CAN!! thats right ladies (and smallish cross-dressers), I have what you need!! I have a nice, only used once wedding dress!! Sure the first marriage in it failed, but who knows; you may be the lucky one who it works for.. Its a bea--uuu-tea--full white gown with full sleeves!! Thats right, you could be the most conservative bride on the playa!! We all know that after we spend $300 on a ticket to BRC and all the expenses to get to and from there; that there is very little left in our budgets to purchase clothing, so we all end up wearing skimpy outfits made of small amounts and material and therefore less coverage of our bodies, but the poorest of our company unfortunately get to wear nothing at all (we have all had the upsetting occasion of seeing these poor people with no clothes at all)!!! So here is your chance to deck-out in what you would wear, if you only had the choice- and the chance!!!! ((((2 year agreement required; not valid with any other offer; see terms and conditions for details; O.A.C; Ryan is not responsable for any rips, tears, dirt, stains, intercourse inside, or outside of said dress that may occur as a result of looking so damn sexy!; )))
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